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Brandi Wiatrak's avatar

Omggggg, Simona! I was dying right there with you. I would’ve been so embarrassed! And honestly, I’d be so turned off if someone came up to introduce themselves, especially a dude. Like, I’m here to relax, not make friends, homie! lol

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Simona Ioannoni's avatar

Hahaha, I’m so happy you made your way back to this post, Brandi! You actually gave me the idea to write about it. Exactly, since I was there with a “girlfriend,” he probably thought it was totally fine to come over. The naked part was such a turn off for me, lol. And honestly, I was so embarrassed! 😅

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Brandi Wiatrak's avatar

I agree! I would have been so grossed out! I’m glad you didn’t reach out to him. Haha

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The Wallachian Girl 🖤❤️'s avatar

Hi, Simona! I absolutely loved this! It really shows how nature helps us discover ourselves at the most profound level, and thank you for being so vulnerable - I really appreciate it.

Likewise, It’s good to meet you, too, and I’m glad you’re finding Substack so rewarding! If you’re interested in a fresh perspective on culture, lifestyle, and politics, I’d really appreciate it if you could please subscribe to and comment on Letters From the Castle 🏰🌙💜 I’d love to hear your perspective! 🖤❤️

My latest article: https://thewallachiangirl.substack.com/p/if-americans-want-to-rebuild-a-safe

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Simona Ioannoni's avatar

Thanks for reading along, so glad you enjoyed it! 💛

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Adrienna's avatar

Fun read! Really enjoy your writing.

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Simona Ioannoni's avatar

Thank you for stopping by and reading my story! That means a lot 🙏🏼

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romantic fugitive.'s avatar

A business card?! Girl, thankfully you didn't call him because honestly that screams American Psycho 😭😭😭

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Simona Ioannoni's avatar

How did I miss your comment?! LOL. I know, it was so awkward, like… we’re naked, where is the card even coming from?? NO!"

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romantic fugitive.'s avatar

omg i want to imagine but i don't want to 😳🫣

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Brooke Ceballos-Piñero's avatar

I was a nervous wreck right there with you! Funny, I shared this with my European girlfriend and she said “it’s because Americans are so uptight in all ways” but aren’t you from Italy? So she’s wrong 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve done this before but it was with my husband and we had our PRIVATE spring!

Excellent read ♥️

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Simona Ioannoni's avatar

I’m so happy you had fun reading it, Brooke! When the guy came over I was like no wayyy! 😅 Surprisingly, Italians tend to be more uptight (not everyone, of course) than other European countries. As soon as you cross into the French Riviera, everyone’s topless and way more free! A private hot spring with your husband sounds like exactly the right way to do it… ❤️ You may have given me an idea...

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Jennifer's avatar

I really enjoyed this.. Just the perfect addition to my own moments of clarity! Thank you!

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Simona Ioannoni's avatar

So happy you enjoyed it! I had a lot of fun writing it!

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